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In 2012 Co -Captain Krystle went to Co-Captain Eric Delisle’s men’s competitive ONSPL game. The Hot Pockets were playing at Dumaurier West. Best I can figure it was August 13th, 2012.

A foul ball was hit, you know the spot , down the hill into that ditch area next to the parking lot. As Cappy Krystle went to fetch it she wandered past a table of men playing cards. The ball was retrieved and thrown in and one of the gentleman complimented her throw and asked if she wanted a beer. Silly question, clearly that answer was a yes.

She sat with them at their Costco fold up table, admiring the bottle of scotch (fave drink…) on the table and trying to figure out what card game they were playing. Everyone introduced themselves and two brothers named Eric & Dave (CLEARLY a sign) ran the team. They had played before Eric’s game that night. They told her they had all played together since high school! They chatted and drank and it was interesting to see that they had done this for so many years.

She was inspired. She wanted to be drinking scotch and smoking cigars in a lotty after her games with SB&W when she was an “old man”. Eventually Eric’s game ended and he found her. She asked, if a team had been together since 85 , how many years would that be if our team stayed together what year would we then play until?

Until 2039 he answered.

‪#‎SBandW‬ ‪#‎NowYouKnow‬ ‪#‎SBWFacts‬ ‪#‎StoryTime‬

ps. if anyone knows what team it was that handed Krystle a beer and inspired us, please let me know…

A post game is a write up of the games main moments. Writing post games is a long standing tradition and the best ones have always been creative but accurate. Pete, Seb, Eric, Krystle, Julie/PhilThom battle & Lyndsay (although not relevant to softball whatsoever) stand out as the outstanding submissions over the past years.

You’re responsible for ONE of these (a chance two if you play full time two nights a week) the ENTIRE season. Everyone loves reading them, so make something you’re proud to share. The post game managers are:
Eric – Tuesday Comp
Dyllan – Tuesday Rec
Jamieson – Friday Beer Eh
Lyndsay – Friday Beer Babes

Dyllan Fernie (Dyllan@SudsBudsWindmills.com) will assign you a game and you will have one week from the day of the game to submit the following three items by email or Facebook messenger.
Any photo
A photo of the score sheet
A 300 word or more recount of the game

Some obvious tips:
Keep it friendly towards the opposing team, umpires , league and even our players, although Eric is fair game & we encourage you to make fun of him.
Take notes during the game to remember items
Take a photo or two during the game so it’s not a Google’d image come post time
Read the historical best post games to get an idea of post games
Write it right away while it’s fresh in your mind
Check that you spelled names correctly
Use the score sheet to help you

Click here to see some examples from our tournaments and seasons

Probably one of the most #FAQ we ever get and so many side stories that follow.

Okay so in the softball world you get a lot of sexual innuendo and it’s part of the culture. We wanted that but we also didn’t want to be the 5th team named Pitch Please, Where my Pitches at, Master Batters etc. We wanted to be #TheOnly, but we also wanted to keep with the unique softball culture & have some play on words. We also knew that we would be more then just a softball team, that when Eric & Krystle do anything they go bigger badder and simply better. We didn’t quite anticipate the empire that we became but we knew we would expand and be more.

There’s two versions of our name, the clean and the softball dirty. If you want to know the latter you need to ask a Bud in person. Anyone wearing a jersey with our name is gonna know and be happy to tell you more about the history of this empire.

The clean version is Suds, for beers, Buds for friends and Windmills because of windmills pitches , catcher gear (Yas) & ball, that being said our teams have never and will never play windmill softball. Just getting to keep y’all on your toes.

#BudHistory #SBWHistory #SBandW #Until2039 #NowYouKnow #StoryTime#SBWFacts

What is it: It’s Women’s VS Men’s practice game but mostly a serious chirp fest between all of us.

The history& Futsal: Started with Soccer aka Futsal in 2013 with our women’s soccer team vs them, the guys who always watched the games. We lost in a devastating 5-2 game. The second time we played “The Rematch” in 2014 the ladies won! The 3rd time we matched up against one another,  played in the winter of 2015 titled “The Tie breaker” the ladies lost , again 5-2. 4th game called “Lets Go” played in 2016 the men took it making series at this point 3-1. 2018 had a dramatic last minute goal by the ladies to win 7-6 and bring the overall series to 3-2. 2019 edition had the girls best team they’ve put together over the years and Eric and Alex were nervous after watching them play. The boys would pull off one of the biggest upsets in franchise history winning an estimated 15-3 (we lost count of the score). Krystle would go on to beat up on some girls on her Monday team and win the game for them in the final seconds. Boys now up 4-2.

Softball: 2016 we had the first ever Us vs. Them softball edition. The girls loss pretty badly, all evidence of the game (score sheet) was destroyed lol, we couldn’t even beat the spread that “vegas” put on it. Captain Krystle ended up wearing a cute little maid outfit for frolic. The second in the series,  happened September 23rd, 7pm and the ladies got pumped. THIS time we are adding a handicap. 2017 edition had Krystle veto any composite bats from the guys and gave them “pop can” bats. Ancient aluminium and whenever a guy hit a nice hit even with these fence posts she would come steal the bat away. The Ladies had a good line up but with some last minute ringers Eric recruited the game was fairly one sided having the men up 2-0 in the series. There was no game played in 2019

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We know people want to play sometimes as many games as they can but bear in mind this can affect the team as a whole and cause problems for captains especially in certain circumstances. Please keep this in mind when considering sparing for another team. Below is a set of guidelines to clearly explain what is CERTAINLY NOT acceptable. When in doubt ask a captain.

First of all SB&W always keeps loyalty and communication in high regard. If you are full time on a time it is expected that we have priority. If a team is looking for a player on the same day and does not conflict with our game please ask a captain as there are things that leagues have rules against and can put us in a bad spot and you might end up losing playoff availability when sparing the same night for another team regardless of sport. Alex loses his favourite testicle if he plays for any form of FO so also keep in mind there are some teams we have a history with and those that have been around for a couple years or more certainly have a good idea of who they are.

Ball Hockey

Sunday HTBHL is always short on girls especially. They have strict rules when it comes to playoffs as well how a spare factors into team stats. Spares do not appear on the sites team list and their points do not count towards their personal career points or the team points. This is critical if you are not a full time player. Sparing for another team may make you ineligible to play for us in the playoffs. In all circumstances of sparing in ball hockey consult with a captain who can talk to the league and make sure you will be considered a bud first and foremost. Showing up and playing for the other team without saying anything is strongly discouraged unless you want a nail file slowly shoved up your pee pee hole.

 

Softball

The RA centre does not allow for players to be sparing within the same division. Even playing on the same night can be frowned upon and should be authorized by a captain. Exception to this is Friday as we regularly fill other teams rosters however this is pretty much always coordinated by a captain. Playing in another league or on different nights is acceptable however remember we want committed players to put our team first. At the end of the day everyone is replaceable. Also worth noting there are teams that if you spare for your face might meet a cheese grater. Again ask a captain and we are accommodating.  Also if you want more games we have 3 teams as well as know teams that do look for players from time to time so if you want to play we can make that happen, just ASK

It was 2013, a kid named Johnny messaged Krystle asking if she & her friends could play softball for their Co-Ed team in the Special Olympics Quyon tournament. Krystle agreed only if Eric could join as well.

Providing little to no details to Sarah Eric and JulieA all three agreed for some reason to go out. Where is it? Do we have a tent? What about food? …. JulieA coined the adventure as “Sketch” which we still refer to it today as.

It was during this tournament that Renee spoke of the Smoking Aces having a website! It was decided then ON THE SPOT we would have one too and by Tuesday , a mere two days later SudsBudsWindmills.com was born. Thanks to our amazing behind the scenes tech team, Bruce code master and Alex for the content edits, the site is how SB&W is capable of running such an empire.

SB&W would return the next two years with their own full teams and win in
2016 with the help of GSam’s Brawlers.

‪#‎SBandW‬ ‪#‎Until2039‬ ‪#‎SBWHistory‬ ‪#‎StoryTime‬

Alright , this has come up a few times from other teams and also newer players n lots of boys. So here it is, the censored version, if you want the demonstration find a #LadyBud in a dug out or on the RA patio, ask nice , and hope they don’t show you MZ is the same as fight zone (reach).
It was roughly 2011 (although really old timers will remember it’s been around before that with a less PC name…) the boys & girls of SB&W were on a patio, (you’re gonna notice that’s a common setting for these stories ) and discussing deep thoughts on men woman and love. One of the guys (maybe ODave? Not sure) was saying how they would love if woman made the first move and took more initiative.

Captain Krystle, one of our most shy, quiet and timid players () said woa woa woahhh! Let’s look at this logistically, TBF to ladies we can’t always physically do that since there is usually a height difference. Dave is out of her zone 🙁
1. Mack zone is based on the female
2. Each woman has her own Mack zone but in a general scenario the zone is determined on Cap Krystle’s height.
3. Tall girls have a larger Mack
Zone it’s easier to kneel down then go up, once knees are bent , you’re out of the zone tho’
You’re in a woman’s MZ if she can kiss you without asking. Not tippy toe , look at you all doe eyed’ needing to wait for yo ass to figure it out, I mean have at it, no asking.
Cameron our Sassy Boy Scout  are really good examples of guys who fit just perfect for like 80% of girls.
#BudHistory #SBWHistory #SBandW #Until2039 #NowYouKnow #StoryTime #SBWFacts”

Does it say on the schedule that the game is cancelled? No? Then it’s not a rain out! ALWAYS PLAN TO PLAY! Do not ask if it’s a rain out. If you have to ask then the game is on. IF the RA determines it’s a rain out the website will be updated first. This will send an automatic email to all those who have properly rsvp’d. After this, we will make an effort to update social media. The RA will only call games up until 4ish or 5ish. Anything after that is umpire’s discretion. We aren’t able to answer your texts cause WE are driving to the game. If for any reason people do not show up to the game cause they THOUGHT it was going to get rained out, especially girls, then we FORFEIT. If you don’t show up for this dumb reason you might as well not come out to the next game.

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Full time players: If you know you’re out for sure, go to that game and say OUT. Vacation in three weeks, let us know now. Do not write in, in, in , in on every game, that never works! Sometime the week before the next game, go to the game and comment in , out, or “maybe late have exam” etc. Cut off for all sports, any game is the day PRIOR at NOON. I will replace you at that point.

Spares/or another night you don’t play on: The week of the game, go and comment on the page “can spare”, I will ask you first. I might have to ask a lady before a dude because of co-ed requirements and I might choose an outfielder over an infielder but in general ill ask who ever is there because it makes my life easier and shaves 10 texts off my nightly routine. If you CANT spare, do the same, tell us. Justyn with a Y musta had to tell me 10 times he had weddings this summer, I have trouble sometimes keeping track, there’s 100 of you and three of us!

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