$10.00 a number. EMT Eric@sudsbudswindmills.com
Have you had your eye on that sweet, hot little rookie who just joined your ball team but you’re unemployed like the majority of the softball league and can’t afford to take them out to a fancy wine, dine and smash it right out of the park night? Well, you’re in luck! Instead of tackling them on the field and begging them to catch your balls, buy a ticket to our raffle where you can win many prizes guaranteed to land yourself a date!
You feelin’ lucky, punk?!
Wicked Wanda’s First Base Date Night – valued at over $300! (oral sex guaranteed)
- Booty shorts for him
- Banana hammock
- Masturbation sleeve for him
- FemmeFunn diamond wand vibrating dildo
- “Advanced Toys for Great Sex, An Explicit Guide for Great Sex” DVD
- “Endless Shades of Great Sex, a Bondage Guide for Lovers” DVD
- Legs Avenue sheer thigh high lace top nylons (plus size) for her
- Pride Play handcuffs and blindfold set
- Fuckery sexual diary
- Dream Girls velvet blindfold, restraints and lacy lingerie
- Legs Avenue body stocking for her
- Orgasmicxxx sex boardgame
Get ‘Em Drunk and Shoot For the Stars Booze Basket – valued at over $300! (oral sex guaranteed, possibly penetrable sex)
- 1.14 L Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey
- 1.14 L Skyy Vodka
- 1.14 L Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
- 750 mL Jagermeister Liqueur
- 750 mL Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
- 1.14 L Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin
- 1.14 L Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey
- 1.14 L Jose Cuervo Silver Tequila
Kiss Me Then Please Kiss Thee Dine & NOT Dash Jack Astor’s Gift Cards – valued at $75 plus free pan bread and free app! (french kissing guaranteed, dry humping debatable).
- Take your outfield hunny to one of Jack Astor’s Tuesday Trivia nights and impress them with your knowledge of World War II!
Tuque de Broue Butter ‘Em Up Beer Basket – valued at over $35! (softball to the nuts guaranteed).
- Gift bascket from Tuque de Broue Brewery values at 35$ which includes one of each of there beer, 2 branded glass and some stickers
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